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Don't Look Up (2021)
Could have been better if it was shorter
The movie severaly lacks editing quality.
It is 2 hours and 20 minutes.
There were unnecessary long details that weren't needed to be showed like the social media lovers on the news.
The president was too stupid. She could've been smarter, and it would still have worked, even better.
The ending with table talk could've been better, a lot more emotion and speech was skipped: Like a lingering fear mixed with hope. Hope! Even when the table is shaking... Just maybe... crying as praying... Talks with better last words, better wording... it goes on.
Sunshine (2007)
This could have been a 9 stars movie. Here's how to fix it:
I'm giving 8 stars for the first 2/3 of the movie. The film has two majow flaws: The awful script of the last 1/3, and horrible camera directing.
To fix the first flaw; the antagonist of the last 1/3 should be changed from the man, Pinbeckar to first ship's malfunctining ai. Pinbeckar and anti-god propaganda felt repulsive, unjust, unnecessary. The antagonist should be the ai. It kills the crew somehow. When it realizes the connection from ship 2, it sabotages the connection door of the two ships. You can make a good rant about why we still need humans and not rely on ai. Men need to rely on himself. Also, we should've seen the people on earth time to time. The the manager, politician class demanding updates from the ship in a frequent schedule and reacting. Being exposed and getting used to the earth's gloomy global weather, so in the end, when it shines and succeeds, the contentment feeling on us would be elevated to maximum.
2) The horrible camera angles failed me to locate who is where, what is where and what's going on. The director clearly don't know what he's doing. I failed to imagine the whole shape of the ship until the end. The human jumps from one part to another, I don't know where to where. Pinbecker is chasing the physician man. I don't how close he is to him. It's as if their camera angles are in different planets. The camera angles are so bad. You should watch Christopher Nolan's Tenet, if you want to compare how good he's directing the camera angles and how bad this movies' director is.
Lastly, the sunshine music should've been played at last part when the physician's face is lighting up as he's in the sun, dying. Instead, they put a stupid soundtrack there.
Dune (2021)
Lack of human connection and emotion
There's graphics, nice wide footages. But I didn't root for the kid. I didn't get connected with him or anyone else. The people are felt like mechanics, humanoid machines. As I was watching, the movie didn't invoke any emotion in me like compassion, anger, hatred, love, happiness, sadness, friendship... nothing. No connection. Khal Draco's sacrifice didn't make me feel much, a few fights didn't feel much, scheming mother didn't feel much, the young female lead didn't feel much, father and the rests' dead didn't feel much.
The only emotion I recall was fear from flying, bald, brute leader and the voice power of the brutal mother.
Also, black casting of indian people irritated me. It's illogical. They can't have color variety in a sunny-sandy planet. They should all be the same color, biologically and logically speaking. If they want pop-add some black people for contemperary trends, they should've make them come from a different planet. The gigantic worms were illogical unless they eat sand to survive. They can't exist, If they eat meat to survive. They shouldn't be concerned about small creatures like humans. Also, sand can't transmit sounds or earthquakes at all compared to soil. The fickle nature of the sand converts the energy to kinetic movement and consume it abrutly. So, a human punch to attract the worm is nothing but a delusion. That punch wave can't even travel half a meter before fully getting extinguished.
Foundation (2021)
The makers did an oopsie
I like the Emperor's story the most. I like Lee as the emperor. But they're killing him and his story. And I don't give dime about the stories starring black young females. They are so damn boring, I skip them, a revenge story of a simpleton. And guess what? I was meant to dislike the emperor and like the other two leads.
I give four stars for Lee's acting as the emperor. The brilliant three emperor idea(The bigot makers are killing gradually). And the emperor story. As for the rest of the idiocy, I don't give no stars.
After the Wedding (2019)
Just Gender Swap alone is enough give a low rating
They swapped the genders of males and females from the original movie. Females don't like males. Nor, males act like females. It became so unrealistic and irrelevant to me. I, as a man.
Tõde ja õigus (2019)
The effects of moral values are greatly emphasized
Our main character(the mc) is an upright man whose main goal in life is to better a land make it his home. He's tested several times on "uprightness" and "his goal." He has a cheeky neighbor, a drunkard who likes to cause mischief and obstacles to others. It's his fun in this life. Even his goal of life. The mc shows his uprightness on several occasions against his neighbor. He has a lovely wife who mostly cares about love and relationships. She also contributes to the mc's peace with his neighbor and his uprightness. But she notices his goal in life and tries to connect him to family love instead of the land. But she dies early, and the mc becomes more prone to diverge from uprightness and love. It begins with an open court lying. He indulgences in his main goal of life (bettering the land and making it home). He foregoes his uprightness in order to defend his land against the neighbor. He starts to secretly enjoy the conflict with his neighbor. The life goal of his neighbor (causing suffering to have fun and pass time) partially transfers to the mc. He takes pleasure from beating his neighbor (mostly in the court). He takes pleasure in this rivalry combined with his wins. He gets tested again. His two main goals of life clash with the family love. The former goals win and he disowns his daughter. A person always subconsciously supports their life goals with beliefs and sub-values, similarly, opposes whatever clashes with his goal. He becomes less and less loving towards the outside. And more and more wrongdoer. In the end, the land turned out to be fated to be unattended. His son won't inherit the place. He has his own goal. Plus, he doesn't like his father's lack of love towards the outside. So the mc finally let goes his main goal (the land) by cutting the last trees of hope to better the land, dry the swamp and grow it into a forest. And it ends.
Nothing is extreme in the novel. Nothing feels forced. Nobod goes to extreme lenghts. I always expected murder between the mc and the neighbor, but it never happened, which is highly probable in life too.
It gave me a bitter taste in the mouth because the movie is long and I didn't get info about his reconciliation. I didn't see his reunion with his daughter, I didn't see his loving care for his family. I don't like the unrewarding end. I was going to give 9 stars review if I were to see these.
The Upside (2017)
How can they manage to to ruin every single aspect?
1) Terrible sub-plots. They removed all the details which showed the characters' individuality.
2) Disgusting directing and editing. They need 101 training, it's that bad. The camera jumps for every line in 1-2 seconds rather than waiting for at least 5-10.
3) Awful music. Either none or awful compared to Ludovico Einaudi.
4) Horrible acting. Especially by kevin heart, he was like a sculpture reading his lines. And I even questioned Bryan Cranston, his laugh resembles rather a fart from his mouth, and someone should have explained him that his character has paralysis BELOW the neck, his FACE is NOT PARALIZED. I even started to question his role in Breaking Bad, I started to imagine if the french guy knew english and played Walter White instead, if would he be better. And I guess he would.
Compared to the French original one, the difference is as much as heaven and earth.
The French one is a star up in the heaven, and this one is dog poo on the ground.
Guns Akimbo (2019)
First half is great, but the second half sucks
The first half of the movie was amazing, I laughed a lot and wondered how people could vote this 6.5 on imdb. Then I understood at the second half.
The last fun scene was the " where's Nova?" "It's a record, you moron" "Oh!" (Except the helicopter talk).
They over-did the comedy for the second half. At any second, someone might jump up and shoot them, gun shot sounds are everywhere, and what the main character does? He talks with the girl without looking around as if he's in the picnic. The scenes were ridiculous, unrealistic, boring.
Watchmen (2019)
It looks like made by marvel to demolish its rival
Marvel decides to tear down any potential rival, and sets its eye on the movie watchmen.
It decides to make an awful series of watchmen, and successfully destroys its reputation by supporting the follow up series it as bad as possible.
Dark Matter (2015)
I'm giving 9 stars for only first two season
First two seasons were amazing, but lots of repetitiveness were in the 3rd season, it's a good thing that it cancelled since it's nothing but repetitive anymore.
9 stars for first season
8 stars for second season
3 stars for 3rd season
1 star for 4th seasons virtual episodes, thank god they cancelled.
Heroes (2006)
Sylar
I started watching heroes at season 3 where Sylar is kind of the main character. So, Sylar is my protagonist instead of Peter.
That's why I didn't feel any bit frustration when Peter was weakened.
Sylar was getting more and more power up every episode, so, I couldn't care less about Peter, but I understand people's anger since they started watching from season 1 episode 1.
Anyway, it's a 9 stars show if Sylar was the starting main character.
Dirilis: Ertugrul (2014)
9 stars for only season 1
I'm giving 9 stars for the first season (Two brothers arc)
8 stars for the second season, (Angry Bird arc)
and 6.5 stars for the rest. (Nolan, Sultan etc arcs)
Fargo (2014)
Good progress, awful ending
The end of the first season was awful, it only serves fullfilment purposes for obese tv watchers who sits all day on their asses. To make them feel heroic, which they're not. The ending wasn't realistic at all, and clearly warped by the writers' delusional fantasies.
2 strong anti-hero main characters, lorne and lesley, shouldn't be beaten by 2 dumb policemen, one nosy fatty and one cowardly stick. Being nosy doesn't mean being smart. And the other one is much worser, he even quits his job, what a disasterous plot ending.
Any other ending scenario is better than two stupid and incapable cops defeating the strong main characters, for example:
The two dumb policemen dies as snacks, and larson and lesley kills each other.
Or Lesley kills Larson, then if Larson took revenge by giving the records to the police himself, one would die and one would go to the grave.
Or Larson kills lesley...
Or they are cornered and team up against the police and kill their way out and keep their strange relationship intact
...
I didn't watch the other seasons, and I don't plan to watch at this moment.
Rick and Morty (2013)
Overrated
It has some good elements, but it's mostly overrated. The plot doesn't have depth as much as people praise it to be.
Game of Thrones (2011)
1 point for season 7 and 1 point for season 8
1 point for season 7 and 1 point for season 8. I wished the author written the scenario instead of the dumb&dumber.
One Punch Man: Wanpanman (2015)
Season 2 has fillers that doesn't exist in the original webcomic
Season 2 has filler which screws the plot. I can't give the series 10 points for this. You should read the original webcomic instead of the manga. It's much better.
The Boys (2019)
The plot has many flaws, I hope they fix them
So good. I watched the whole first season in one day. But I also see lots of flaws.
- The most important flaw is the lack of bright elements. Continuous dark things are shown to us one after another which drowns us. Even the scenes that seem to be bright are, in fact, dark because they show hypocrisy in the background. The colors are always dark and gloomy, most conversations are full of lies, and hypocrisy, selfishness, spite, hate, greed, and evil are given to us without breath. This rate is like 10% bright to 90% dark in the series and over time it drowns the brain. Such series should be at least 70% dark, 30% bright, or 60 to 40 is the best. In bright elements, colors need to be vivid and clear, and they should have something that makes us laugh; romantic, fun, childlike stuffs are needed. Also, balloons, festivals, dances, friendship, relatives... the nature, butterflies, the greens, the smell of the wet earth, the bounce of the blue water...
- The characters are consistent and realistic, have motivations, dreams and act accordingly. (It was like that until episode 8 --> Is he a baby-killer now?)
- The end of the season was so amazing and brilliant plot twist. The plot twist of the other episodes was smaller and simpler.
- There was very little competition, there are said to be 200 superheroes all over the country, but we've seen just a little bit more than 7 throughout the series, it would be more fun if there were supergroups of similar strength to the rival of the seven, and they would have step-by-step battle of wits and physical battles in accordance. . Then, different groups can be blended with different goals, dreams create conflicts. Mind and power games... other countries could enter the game, tiny war scenes could happen, Homelander must have a competitor even if he's afar(in another country), (Maybe we will see a family dispute in the +second seasons, humanly raised vs lab rat, and humanity has to win)
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
A usual 7 points movie excepty two scenes
I only enjoyed two scenes of cliff's tire scene and his last fight, additionally, Rick's funny dialog and his play with the little girl.
The rest of the plot is 3 hours long-ass boring shots without any shred of smart dialogs. It's far lower from Pulp Fiction in this aspect.
Finally, I also deduct 2 more point for Bruce Lee, a shame is done to a legendary figure.
Ezel (2009)
Netflix has only season 1! Season 2 is on youtube!
I see some confused netflix audience here, saying the series has no end.
However, Netflix has only first season.
All the episodes of the original Turkish Ezel is 2 HOURS LONG with 72 episodes, 72x2=144 hours.
Netflix took first 36 episodes, 36x2=72 hours, and cut them in half, 1 hour, and made you watch.
You only watched first 36 episodes, 72 hours of 144 hours, of original Ezel.
Write youtube: "ezel english jane p 35" something and start watching the 2nd season.
In the second season Kenan Birkan, the enemy of Ramiz Dayi is shown finally, and they start fighting.
As a Turkish citizen I also like Ezel very much. Ezel is one of my masterpiece listed series. I also suggest these those like mind games: "The Mentalist" "Hunter x Hunter 2011" "Reverend Insanity" "Breaking Bad" "Death note"