- Patrick Zweig: I think maybe you're disturbed by the fact that she could've been with someone like me.
- Art Donaldson: When we were teenagers.
- Patrick Zweig: Huh.
- [smiles]
- Patrick Zweig: When we were teenagers.
- Patrick Zweig: Wait, are you on Facebook?
- Tashi Donaldson: What?
- Art Donaldson: He's asking for your number. And so am I.
- Tashi Donaldson: [after Patrick notices her engagement ring] It was his grandmother's.
- Patrick Zweig: How is she?
- Tashi Donaldson: She died. Stroke.
- Tashi Donaldson: You don't know what tennis is.
- Patrick Zweig: What is it?
- Tashi Donaldson: It's a relationship.
- Patrick Zweig: Is that what you and Anna Mueller had today?
- Tashi Donaldson: It is, actually. For about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. And we understood each other completely. So did everyone watching. It's like we were in love. Or like we didn't exist. We went somewhere really beautiful together.
- Art Donaldson: Remember when you said you'd let me win?
- Patrick Zweig: That was a lifetime ago.
- [Art stands up with a huge election]
- Art Donaldson: What about my grandmother?
- Patrick Zweig: [slapping Art's election] I hope she has a fucking stroke.
- Tashi Donaldson: How often does this happen? Going after the same girl?
- Patrick Zweig: Not as often as you'd think.
- Art Donaldson: We usually have different types.
- Tashi Donaldson: So you're saying I should be flattered?
- Art Donaldson: Aren't you everybody's type?
- Patrick Zweig: I don't matter?
- Art Donaldson: Not even to the most obsessive tennis fan in the world.
- Patrick Zweig: We're not talking about tennis.
- Art Donaldson: What the fuck else do I have to talk to you about?
- Patrick Zweig: Can we talk?
- Art Donaldson: Can you put your dick away?
- Patrick Zweig: [smiling] This is a sauna.
- Art Donaldson: Where does you swagger come from? I mean, you come in here swinging your dick around like I'm suppose to be afraid of it, but... Do you realize how embarrassing is that you are here right now?
- Patrick Zweig: Not quite as embarrassing as you being here.
- Art Donaldson: I'm just stopping by, man. This is where you live.
- Tashi Donaldson: Think you might be the worst friend in the world.
- Art Donaldson: Maybe.
- Tashi Donaldson: Definitely. Thank you... for lunch, Art.
- Patrick Zweig: I'm not going to the match. Not if you think you can just dismiss me. I'm not some fucking lapdog who's gonna sit around and let you punish me. I'm not Art.
- Patrick Zweig: I miss playing with you.
- Art Donaldson: I don't miss playing with you, man. I'm too old for it.
- Tashi Donaldson: There's plenty of girls out here that would love to be your girlfriend, okay? You're charming, you're talented, you got a big dick. Just go be with one of them.