The House Bunny (2008)
Anna Faris: Shelley Darlingson
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Quotes
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Shelley : The eyes are the nipples of the face.
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Mrs. Hagstrom : [about the college] This is not a brothel.
Shelley : Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
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Shelley : I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie : That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley : I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie : What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
Shelley : He's gay?
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Shelley : Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
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Shelley : I gotta meet this freakin' bird!
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Shelley : Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?
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Tyler : So, are you a Zeta?
Shelley : Oh! I wish.
Tyler : Yeah. I do too 'cause Zeta would be my favorite hizzity hang.
Natalie : Well, she is not a Zeta because she's our new hizzity house mother. She'll be hizzy-tizzy - - She'll be here all the time.
Shelley : You're hiring me?
[She hugs Natalie. The boys seem to like it and start making appreciative noises]
Natalie : Why are they acting like that?
Shelley : Boys just being boys. Thank goodness!
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Shelley : Good morning Pooter! You're looking dapper!
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Shelley : Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
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Shelley : [while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!
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Natalie : We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes, and we could throw them over telephone wires. Because I see that everywhere and it seems like people would have fun doing that. Like, how hard can you throw? You know what I mean? Like how - what are you -
[stops herself]
Natalie : [awkward pause]
Shelley : Or we could go to a club.
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Natalie : This is Harmony.
Shelley : [frog voice] Harmony.
[Harmony looks disturbed]
Natalie : And Carrie Mae.
Shelley : [frog voice] Carrie Mae.
Natalie : [points] And that's Joanne over there.
Shelley : [frog voice] Joanne.
[Joanne waves distributively]
Natalie : What is that? Is it like a Yoda, type of thing, I mean it's cool, fun, but?
Shelley : Oh, it's just this thing I do to remember people's names.
[frog voice]
Shelley : Natalie.
Mona : [sarcastically] Wow, you hired the exorcist, that's great!
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Shelley : My heart is pounding like a nail!
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Shelley : I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help.
Natalie : A-a bunny? You mean, like, centerfold?
Shelley : Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials, like "Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs."
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Shelley : Natalie, Colby was following you around like a puppy dog. Do you guys think you'll, you know...
Natalie : No. I do not think, you know, THAT.
Shelley : That? Natalie, are you a virgin?
Natalie : No. Am I a virgin? No.
Shelley : You're a virgin!
[She says it a little too loudly and everyone in the quad stops in their tracks]
Natalie : Shhh. It's like an amphitheater in here.
Shelley : That's it. Oh my gosh. We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice.
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Shelley : Sweet balls!
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Mrs. Hagstrom : Don't mess with me. Don't mess with Phi Iota Mu.
Shelley : Man! Someone needs a mani-pedi-massage combo PRONTO.
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Shelley : My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.
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Waiter #2 : Hey, I know where I know you from. You were in Playboy! Girls with GEDs right?
Shelley Darlingson : Oh, heck no! No! Those girls are all boobs and no brains. I'm too busy in a library reading books with dust on them. Oh please!
Waiter #2 : Sorry. My mistake then. Sorry.
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Natalie : [taking pictures of Harmony for their calendar] Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Make love to the camera.
[laughs]
Natalie : I saw that in Austin Powers.
Shelley : Yeah. Work it. Think, really sexy witch. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Harmony : A good witch.
Shelley : I think you're a bad witch.
Harmony : Oh!
Shelley : Oh! I bet the house that falls on you is gonna be a sexy house.
Natalie : Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.