Michael Steadman: Is it my imagination, or do we all have, like, permanent hearing damage from the decibel level in Grandpop's house?
Melissa Steadman: [loudly, feigning deafness] What?
[Mike chuckles]
Melissa Steadman: Yeah. The only way to be heard was to talk louder than the person already talking, which was always somebody.
Michael Steadman: Family dinners; was there some law or something that somebody always had to end up crying?
Melissa Steadman: Yeah. Me. 'Cause your mother was always yelling at me.
Michael Steadman: No, your mother was always yelling at me.
Melissa Steadman: That's because you were always trying to sneak a peek at my mysterious breasts.