Murder Most Likely (1999 TV Movie)
Paul Gross: Patrick Kelly
Quotes
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April Trent : Did you really hit that woman in the face?
Patrick Kelly : No.
April Trent : No? Well someone said you did.
Patrick Kelly : That's because I did.
April Trent : You did?
Patrick Kelly : Well *I* didn't do it. It was me but it *wasn't* me.
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Detective Inspector : Why wasn't your wife wearing underwear?
Patrick Kelly : What the hell is this? A technique like Columbo?
Detective Inspector : It's just a question. Your wife had less than an hour to make her flight at the airport. Why wasn't your wife wearing underwear?
Patrick Kelly : My wife never wore underwear. That's why I married her.
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Detective Inspector : Was your wife scared of heights?
Patrick Kelly : No, *I* am.
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Marie Cartier : I think we should have a baby.
Patrick Kelly : A baby? I think we should have a Porsche.
Marie Cartier : A Porsche?
Patrick Kelly : A baby.
Marie Cartier : Families are supposed to have kids to live in your home and ride in your cars.