- Fargo: Well, well, well... what do we have here? The game's over, bitch. This time you're dead for sure. First, I'm gonna fuck you. Then, I'm gonna slice you into little pieces.
- Brenda: Sounds nice and kinky to me. Too bad you're not double-jointed.
- Fargo: Why?
- Brenda: Because if it were, you'd be able to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
- Cindy: Not so fast, little whore...
- [cut in censored versions]
- Cindy: You and I have a thing to discuss...
- Brenda: Cindy, Cindy, Cindy!... This is your lucky day. And I'll tell you why. You see... I'd like to kick your ass right now. But I'll let you get out of my way with this...
- [light slap on the left thigh]
- Cindy: I just want you to stay away from my boyfriend.
- Brenda: Oh, god! The faggot?
- [Wes? in censored versions]
- Brenda: Oh, c'mon. No one wants him...
- Cindy: He's mine, understand? So keep your hands off!
- Brenda: Stupid stuck up cunt!
- [cut in censored versions]
- Brenda: If you could keep him away from me,
- [hands joined as if in prayer]
- Brenda: I'd be eternally grateful to you.
- Cindy: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
- Brenda: Uh! Lemme see if I can make this simpler, so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth...
- Cindy: [screams as she lunges at Brenda] AUUUGGGHHH!
- Principal Underwood: [Brenda is standing in Underwood's office after the fight with Cindy] Now I'm sorry about your sister, Brenda. The police are doing everything they can. But she shouldn't have been there in the first place.
- Brenda: Fuck you!
- Principal Underwood: [smiles] You're a tough little bitch, aren't you? I like that. But I don't give second warnings. So consider yourself suspended.
- Principal Underwood: I don't want to see any of you guys around my schoolyard. You or any of your scum!
- Fargo: Aw man, who the fuck are you, the principal?
- Principal Underwood: THAT'S RIGHT! And as for you, Vince, if you want to trash your life, go ahead. But do it your own time, not mine! YOU HEAR THAT?
- Vince: [sarcastically] YES... SIR.
- Ms. Jenkins: [the girls are in gym class working out] Pick it up, Brenda.
- Brenda: [low] Stuff it, bitch.
- Ms. Jenkins: That goes for you too, Stella!
- Stella: [low] Kiss my black ass.
- Ms. Jenkins: Get that ass up. Get moving, Francine!
- Francine: [low] Up yours.
- Brenda: [has the upper hand on Jake] See? I told you to stay where you were. Now look what you got yourself into. You know what you look like? You look like a pig in a slaughterhouse, ready to butcher.
- [opens her switchblade]
- Brenda: You ever wonder what a pig must feel like, before they slit his throat? Or cut his balls off? Couldn't have been any worse than my sister must of felt. Or Francine? She was pregnant.
- Brenda: [Jake spits at her] Fucking bastard. It's not gonna be quick, Jake.
- Jake: [as he's hovering over Brenda lying on the ground] I am going to cut your heart out and EAT IT!
- Jake: [Jake and the Scars are sitting on the bleachers on the track field outside of Vince's school... Vince runs up] What's going on, Vinnie?
- Vince: It's all over school, Jake... the girl we raped. Do you think she's gonna die?
- Jake: Look, we've been through this, all right? So just calm the fuck down! I mean she's a retard, right? She can't even talk.
- Red: Yeah... and the only way anyone's gonna know is if Vinnie here opens his big fat mouth.
- Fargo: [menacingly] You wouldn't do that... would you Vince?
- Vince: [nervously smiling] Hey Jake... you know I'd never do anything to hurt the Scars!
- Jake: Just forget about it. Now tell me where I can find that bitch who cut me.
- Fargo: [at the warehouse] You like Hide the Salami, dontcha Brenda? All you fuckin' cunts like Hide the Salami!