'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Arthur Bostrom: Officer Crabtree
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Officer Crabtree : Good Moaning.
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Officer Crabtree : I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.
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[to Herr Flick and von Smallhausen]
Officer Crabtree : Good moaning, Herr Flock. And von Smellhorsen.
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[Officer Crabtree is standing inside the pissoir, using it, when it is demolished by Edith driving Lieutenant Gruber's little tank]
Officer Crabtree : [climbing out of the rubble] There is obviously no piss for the wicked.
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Officer Crabtree : I was pissing by the door when I heard a shat.
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Officer Crabtree : God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge.
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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Heil Hitler!
Officer Crabtree : Hole Hotler!
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Officer Crabtree : My lips are soiled.
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Officer Crabtree : [run down by a tank in the pissoir] There is obviously no piss for the wicked!