How I Won the War (1967)
Roy Kinnear: Clapper
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Quotes
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Clapper : What we want is more humane killers!
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Juniper : [enters scene dressed as a clown, pulling a hobby horse, as if acting a scene] Will you take my horse, sir?
Transom : [to Goodbody] Take no large notice, sir. He is working what is known as ticket, sir. Keeps the lads amused.
[Clapper, Drouge, and Spool join Juniper, dressed normally]
Transom : Pick those bits up, Gripweed!
[joining the scene]
Transom : Where's your tin hat gone, Juniper?
Juniper : Losing by neglect, sir!
Transom : If I catch you without your tin hat in a battle zone again, I'll ram it down your throat!
Clapper : Losing by neglect, one mess tin.
Juniper : One mess tin!
Transom : Did you have your name on it?
[aside, to Goodbody]
Transom : Take no notice, sir.
Juniper : Scratched on!
Goodbody : Pull these...
Clapper : Scratched on?
Goodbody : ...men together!
Juniper : Scored it!
Transom : How dare you disfigure government property? Six days royal warrant. March him off, Musket Major. Two men!
[exeunt Juniper, Clapper, Drogue, and Spool]
Transom : [to Goodbody] Ought to camouflage up, sir, or go - or go get the scrim up, sir, if you're stopping. Us in our, uh, vests here, sir. Exposed to all manner of nasty -
Goodbody : [interrupting, angry but calm] I'm going to explode, but I won't. I think the roller, don't you?
[walks to background]