Quotes
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Edgar Bergen : I've got a good mind to...
Charlie McCarthy : Why don't you use it?
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Charlie McCarthy : Nobody's going to find me after the show.
Whipsnade : Yes they are. You'll be hanging in my window as a Venetian blind.
Charlie McCarthy : That makes me shutter.
Whipsnade : Quiet or I'll throw a woodpecker on you.
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Charlie McCarthy : Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?
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Edgar Bergen : For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
Charlie McCarthy : I'm a victim of sawcumstances.
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Whipsnade : Good afternoon, Charles, my night blooming jasmine. my nostrils quiver at your pointed aroma.
Charlie McCarthy : Oh, thank you. That's quite a compliment - considering the size of his nose.
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Charlie McCarthy : Oop, I dropped something. Hope it didn't hit anybody. Except one.
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Edgar Bergen : Ladies and gentlemen, for my first experiment, I want to call your attention to this mystic cabinet.
Charlie McCarthy : Mystic hooey.
Edgar Bergen : This cabinet is entirely unprepared.
Charlie McCarthy : So are you.
Edgar Bergen : It consists of three walls
Charlie McCarthy : - and a false bottom. You can see it right down there.
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Charlie McCarthy : You will be careful, won't you? Baba?
Princess Baba : Yes, my little lamb.
Charlie McCarthy : Oh, Baaaba, I want to be your black sheep.
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Charlie McCarthy : Why, you double-crosser, you! You, you, you cad! You, you, you Whipsnade!
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Charlie McCarthy : You know what I think? I smell a rodent, and I do mean Whipsnade.
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Edgar Bergen : Do you want to look at yourself?
Charlie McCarthy : I don't care how I look.
Edgar Bergen : You look very cute.
Charlie McCarthy : [Looking in a mirror at himself in blackface] I don't, I don't care how I, how I, doggone - is that me? Well, I will shut my mouth. Say, you know I do look kinda cute.
Edgar Bergen : Yes, you do.
Charlie McCarthy : Say, you little rascal, you. Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shaaaa...
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Charlie McCarthy : Say, uh-oh, here comes old rubber-nose. Hide your gold teeth.
[Whipsnade enters]
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Edgar Bergen : And you will be sweet to Whipsnade?
Charlie McCarthy : I'll be more than sweet. I'll be sickening.
Edgar Bergen : I see.
Charlie McCarthy : I'll even go so far as - uh oh - speak of the polecat and there he is.